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John Candelaria
I love all baseball players with mustaches...check that...I like most baseball players with mustaches. This is pitiful John.
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Gary Gaetti
Gary does not look very intellectual in this photo. Nonetheless he hit 360 bombs and has a solid soup strainer.
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Jason Giambi
One of the most highly publicized mustache efforts of the 21st century, Jason Giambi really does a service to the mustache community with this gem.
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Ned Colletti & Kenny Williams
Minutes away from the first real pitch of the year, here is Celebrity Mustaches pick for the world series...Dodgers v. White Sox. Let the games begin!!!
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TGIF: Carl Winslow
I think that it is apparent that this is the most respected cop in Chicago. There is no better 'stache on the force.
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Dr. Phil
One of the members of the CM staff was on jury duty this week. In the jury room, he was distracted by a silly southern voice with little information. It was this blowhard. Dr. Phil is in the minority...
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NHL: Mustache v. Mustache
I find that it is no surpise that the most anticipated playoff matchup of them all is 'Hawks v. Flames. Is it because of Mike Keenans' former post as Blackhawks coach? No! Adrian Aucoin's swap of...
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Simple Reference Guide
During our brief summer hiatus, you may have thought we've lost our way. Untrue, we've been gathering research on as many different mustache types as possible. Above is the culmination of our research.
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Ron Burgondy?
Take a quick tip from our man from Action News, if you want to cultivate a manly 'stache, it is required to regularly fertilize your upper lip with a healthy dose of Scotch. You're right Ron, you do...
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Peter Griffin
Brian: I think it's gayPeter: Oh yeah? Well, if I'm gay then Freddie Mercury was gayBrian: Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen? He was incredibly gay!Peter: He was not. He had a mustache. That's...
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Landry Jones vs. Colt McCoy
Landry Jones has become one of the hottest topics of this early college football season. Not only has he been thrust into the starting lineup due to an injury to the reigning Heisman trophy winner, but...
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American Mustache Institute
In CM's never ending quest to delve deep into mustache knowledge, I fell accross a website for The American Mustache Institute. AMI has a noble cause that I would like to pass along. Take it away:"Bias...
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Tony Sporano
Tony Sporano looked fired up tonight after the Miami Dolphins nailbitingMNF victory tonight. Tony's aggressive use of the Wildcat offense and admirable facial hair are both due credit.
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Paul Simon
Happy 68th Birthday to Paul Simon. It's fairly obvious why Paul Simon was my favorite member of Simon & Garfunkel.
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Top 5 Civil War General Mustaches
IT'S A TOP 5 LIST!!! In a trend of thing's to come, CM will be giving a run-down of the top 5 mustaches of a particular genre. Today, top 5 mustaches of the powerful leaders of the civil war...#5...
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Barack Obama
All the power ties in the world won't add up to the effect of a nicely maintained soup strainer. If you want to be the most powerful man in the world, you better act like it!
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George Parros
When your nickname is the 'Stache, there's a pretty decent chance you'll make it on this blog. Add in a South Bay address, and it's a cinch. Yes George, as you were quoted in '07, "The 'stache demands...
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Mark Sanchez
A few Sundays ago Dan Dierdorf remarked, “And that mustache wasn’t there last week. It looks like Mr. Sanchez is taking a mustache out for a test drive this week.” That may be one of the greatest...
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Dale Earnhardt
Dale Earnhardt was one of the most popular racers in the history of NASCAR. #3 won the respect of many a hillbilly, and I think that a lot of that can be attributed to this fine push-broom style lip...
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Clay Zavada
Congratulations are certainly in order for Clay Zavada. Ladies and Gentelmen, the American Mustache Institute's 'StacheBash winner for '09!!!
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Mario
Let's get it out of the way right now and declare that Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Kart are ragingly badass games. However, the most amazing thing about Mario is how a lowly plumber can lock down...
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Robert Goulet
Hello Johnny...Doc. Where's Freddy? Freddy Dakota?...he still owe's me $80. It's good to be back in Burbank. GOOOO-LET!
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Roscoe Orman
Roscoe Orman is best known for playing Gordon Robinson on Sesame Street. However, he is also an accomplished writer and child advocate...and according to Sesame Street's website he's a strong male role...
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Idris Elba
Idris Elba made a name for himself playing the most raginling badass man in TV history with his portrayal as Stringer Bell on The Wire. He followed that up as The Office chick magnet in his role as...
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